28 REASONS TO NEVER VISIT PORT ELIZABETH

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Photographic evidence of why you should NEVER visit the city of Port Elizabeth. Can you handle the sarcasm?

1. THE CITY IS THE ARMPIT OF SOUTH AFRICA…

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG city skyline Port Elizabeth Skyline. Source: Wright Photographic

2. DEFINITELY NOT PICTURESQUE…

Port Elizabeth Blog Arial view Arial view of Port Elizabeth

3. THE CITY HAS NO HERITAGE WHAT SO EVER…

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG Donkin Heritage Reserve. Source: Friendly City of Port Elizabeth

4. ALSO…THAT MOSAIC PATH IS PRETTY AVERAGE…CLEARLY NO ARTISTIC TALENT IN THE CITY

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG Mosaic path at Donkin heritage reserve. Source: Fine Art America

5. YOU HAVE NO WISH TO HANG OUT WITH ADORABLE LION AND TIGER CUBS…

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG SEAVIEW LION PARK …and a bulldog at Seaview Lion Park. source: Daily Mail UK

6. PLUS, YOU CAN’T STAND LION KISSES…EUGH

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG KWANTU Lion cub kisses.

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG Seaview Lion Park. Source: Phil Walter

7.THE BEACHES ARE COMPLETELY OVER-CROWED…YOU CAN NEVER GET A SPOT TO YOURSELF…

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG SARDINIA BAY Sardinia bay beach. Source: Travelstart / Andrew Barton

8.MEH…

PORT ELIZABETH BLOG BEACH Pollock Beach. Source: Radisson Blu Port…

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